Retarded story?? =_='''
Monday, April 30, 2007
6:33 PM

Once a upon a time, there was a guy name Shane. He had been living a simple yet fufilling life everyday. eat and sleep then sleep and eat were all he done.


One day, when he was watching channel AV station.. he saw his kinder garden classmate tat he had lost contact with broadcasting about science center.. so to double check tat it was the same person..

Indeed.. even though size had change dramatically, but the style is still there.. ^_^ shane said: 'Its her!!'


Being a smart person, he instantly predicted tat his friend would be at science center, so he drive his ferrari out.. ^_^ Things obviously did not go smoothly.. like u see.. he bump into a bus tail and knock off the entire back cover of the bus.. Y_Y

Not only tat he has to pay the bus driver money.. even his ferrari gt smack to a extent tat the door came off and the car turn out of shape.. poor guy, but luckily hes a postive guy so he still happily drive his car..





Even a postive guy get depress when so many things happen and he lost his way.. trying hard to figure out the map where to head to.. haiz..





After turning round and roung the area.. he finally reach SINGAPORE SCIENCE CENTER.. Wat a bad start!! Shane was not happy at all when he reach there as he sense danger in there..




Being a rash guy, he walk in and realise things are weird in here..



When shane walk the center, its was so quiet...



Then suddenly, the red alarm rang.. DANGER!! The clone genetic insects are reported to break free from their cell.. immediate exit was announced..


When shane was walking out halfway, he was attacked by one of the genetic cockroach.. then shane laughed: omg, so small?? is there a need to run anot.. stupid alarm sia!!





So he started to get ya ya and go around looking for these cockroaches.. when everyone else has escape out of the building..


He then put these collection of his into the water and drown them..





Just when he was laughing away about his achievement, the boss cockroach and bee combination result turn out and bite Shane and started eating him..

When the security count the number of ppls, he realise its short of one.. So he quickly report and Shane's picture was on the screen asking if anyone had saw him, but i guess everything was too late..



After a long day, The genetic insects are clear by the professionals.. And they found Shane.. With his body eaten up and left only his head on the table.. tats the result of ya ya..

Actually, his friend came to visit him soon after shane left his house.. so this shows tat shane act smart and thought tat he can predict hence cause his death.. too bad.. It fate tat he has to die.. END


first week of school!!
Friday, April 27, 2007
1:27 AM
  • well well, ^_^ now is friday le.. days past fast man.. first week of school has alrdy past in a blink of eye de feeling.. unbelieveable.. this whole week only hav lecture anway.. so the school schedules i would say are very relax ba.. everyday u went sch is just for tat few hours.. O_O'''
  • seem to me tat this sem de lectures would be more interesting than last year de ba.. partly becoz i feel tat i like the way the lecturer present themself and i am more motivated in this year 3.. ^_^ hope tat it will lasts till the very end ba..
  • So i still don realli know who are and who aren't in my class.. so i am pretty shocked when i heard tat alot of project groups have been formed and ppls are inviting those potential projects scorer into their group.. i don know should i say everyone are been kiasu, gan chiong or competitive ba..
  • well, for me, i only thought of finding group on monday during tutorial.. but i don think tats gg to happen ba.. O_O i don even nid to find a group.. to my surprise, its the other way round.. ^_^ guess tat would save the trouble for me ba.. and seem like the group i am gg to hav would be pretty not bad de ba.. hope so?? ^_^ jia you ba!!
  • anyway, tat day went swimming and now my back are burning.. pain pain pain!! O_O think i gg to buy tanning lotion for my next swimming session and apply the lotion on my hand and face?? coz only my back are burnt, my face and hand are behaving like they nv come in contact with the sun so abit bo song.. =)
  • think i would end here ba.. bye!! slack slack slack!! gg to start busy soon i guess.. jia you ba!!

batam!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
9:18 PM
  • well, finally i am back.. hmm, not bad ba this batam trip.. consider tat its cheap for the whole package.. ^_^ so ytd morning set off to the place le.. first day as usual, went to two shopping mall and visit a couple of tourist location b4 heading back to our apartment?? yes!! its not hotel.. ^_^
  • even though its just located right downstair of this don know wat hotel, but then they say its a apartment even though the whole place i think is under the same owner ba.. but i think the apartment is super much bigger and better than the hotel room ba.. its like staying chalet de feeling sia.. but its much more comfortable.. great lodging ba..
  • next, i head for the massage session.. feets and shoulder massage.. first time getting massage, well it turn out better nice.. i seriously think tat those massage girls hav very strong hand as they realli massage with alot of strengh for one hour.. omg.. i think i would not be able to do tat ba.. must undergo training sia.. but for the feet, its abit of painful for one part ba.. and of coz, its itchy.. =)
  • after tat, went for the dinner.. argh, dinner was kind of sucks.. lousy buffet.. after tat, went to play tai di with my sister's colleages when its her turn for massage.. first time meeting all of them so abit weird but i get along quite fast ba.. so still okay.. even won $13 from them.. ^_^ quite lucky ba my hand..
  • went to KTV at around 11pm in the nite ba.. omg, the room they gave us is so big.. machiam gt dance floor sia.. too bad, i doubt anyone dare to dance ba.. so we started singing, not everyone sings, but overall still alrite ba.. i thought tat only malay and those weird weird songs would be available sia.. heng.. =) i drank abit of chivas too.. of coz not as much as to make myself drunk..
  • went back at around 2am plus then Zzzz... next morning, just hav breakfast then check out then walk walk then take ship back.. extra spend about 100 dollars ba.. bought afew shirts.. ^_^ anyway, starting school tml le.. finally.. i heard tat only dom and xueli same class as me.. the rest like irvin, hannah, ashley, kenneth, regina, weili and jesslyn all went to another class.. =_='' speechless.. jia you ba!! first week is boring lectures.. gogo!!

happy 19th birthday!! JILL ONG!! ^_^


=(=)
Thursday, April 19, 2007
3:31 PM
  • well, timetable is finally out.. i have been insisting tat we will not change class all the while, but in the end, looks like it does not come out as i expected.. looks like next year, yao hao will become my classmate while irvin will become sharon class.. Li and sharon remain as the same as usual..
  • hope tat this is a gd arrangement ba.. feel kind of hmm.. don know how to say also.. sad and happy, disappointed and relieved.. abit contradicting.. but utimately this should be okay ba.. anyway, i would only say tat irvin u lucky ass!! then yh sway lo.. and then sharon and ah li heng..
  • heng part is tat i was not alone ba.. wat if all went to sharon class, even yh.. i think tat would be more sian ba.. so think postive is gd.. ^_^
  • okay ba.. class talk is over.. as for who is the rest of my classmates, we shall see on monday ba..
  • oh ya, i think yh is lucky to be in my class ba, coz he will have more chance to sit my car i guess?? ^_^ bye!!

^_^
Monday, April 16, 2007
12:49 AM
  • well, today finally went to cut my hair le.. by rite wanted to go to JJ to cut.. by even if i purposely wake up at 10am and head down to the shop.. i am still disappointed at the sight of these kids waiting inside the salon le.. omg.. there are at least around 6 or 7 ppls waiting alrdy.. guess everyone thinks alike as me.. but then they are earlier.. =_=''
  • since i travel all the way down to hougan ave 8.. so theres no way i would head back home without getting my hair done.. so i walk around the whole of ave 8 and pick which salon to choose from, hoping tat i would not step into a salon tat make me regret for the next one, two month.. ^_^
  • anyway, i went to one of those salon there and did my cut.. alrite la.. normal lo.. but i still think it can be better.. well, maybe next time round try the one beside it de..
  • so i went back home and play afew round of dota and then head to kenny house for manjong!! ^_^
  • well, so today there are mulin, kenny, ah hui and me.. we play from around 3plus to around 7plus ba.. total of two full round.. first round is slow play which took around 3 hours ba, then 2nd round we play fast and exciting de which only took one hour plus.. the fast one realli make me think like crazy.. coz its like we seldom think of which card to throw when its our turn.. we just throw and take and pom everything fast.. abit tiring to play like tat but quite shiok la..
  • most impt is tat i won.. ^_^ win close to 13 dollars.. not bad not bad.. ah hui most ke lian.. lost almost 15 dollars.. first time our win lose so much sia.. usually higher also 6 plus only.. today kind of lucky ba.. everyone do big tai..
  • after MJ, we went chomp chomp and makan and head back home.. by the time i reach home, around 11 plus le.. =_=''' late sia.. kind of tired le.. but just lazy to slp early.. well, guess tats all, nites!! =)

Friday, April 13, 2007
1:53 AM
  • yeah!! ^_^ well, today nv go work.. off day!! so by rite wanted to go school to play badminton de, but then its fully booked becoz of the orientation camp.. so we change our plan and play at seng kang CC instead..
  • So today, sharon, ah li, kelly and me went there to play.. even though we only book from 4-6, but then we play one extra hour from 2-3.. weird huh? well, they say we cant book from 2-4 when we reach there at 2pm as they say there will be fox dance inside the court.. but due to our instinct.. we went in and just play, thinking tat if those i bet is aunties and uncle ppls come then we walk off lo..
  • the booking fee is 5 per hour.. alrite ba.. price quite okay and the location is not bad, its very enclose so no worries of any wind.. i remember the CC near hougang mall there de badminton court cmi de.. anyway, after played finish, everyone was kind of tired and went off to cp to relax awhile and only i eat lo..
  • just nice at this crucial moment, mr yao hao appear!! which then lead to mahjong once again.. lol, due to kelly big mouth and sharon itchy hand.. =_=''' so we played till one round and end at around 10pm ba.. finally gt win le.. ^_^ yeah!! but kelly played trick and refuse to return the losing bet.. eek.. put it in my blog and let everyone knows KELLY 'cheapo'.. ^_^
  • anyway, i hav sort out my thoughts and able to let things goes without getting jealous or frustrated le.. watever those la.. hmm, its over!! pact made between sharon,kelly,ah li and me.. this year 'singlehood'.. lol.. even though we make this pact.. but i highly doubt these girls can do it de la.. for me leh.. guess its a easy chore ba.. ^_^ coz whether i hav the pact anot also no different.. nites nites.. i lazy to type anymore..

Thursday, April 05, 2007
1:12 AM
  • well, so today went to changi airport to send krytle off to her europe trip!! finally she can realise her dreams.. ^_^ glad for her.. so i pick up sharon and her sisters to the airport.. ^_^ in the end, krystle fight was delay from 1159 to 0345.. =_='''' omg, imagine i was the one to depart, i would be damn sian diao..
  • today there are realli a huge group of ppls sending krytle off man.. lol, it seems like the number of ppls is like shes gg to europe for 3 years instead of 3 weeks.. lol, there are more than 20 friends around.. lol.. its kind of funny when i think of it ba.. i think some ppls will think tat we are nth better to do sia.. ^_^
  • after tat, drove sharon they all back lo.. today consider quite heng ba.. i still kind of worry when heading to the airport and heading back home tat time, worrying tat i might get lost.. =_='' phew.. luckily everything turns out well.. maybe sharon give me gd luck? ^_^
  • well, tats it ba.. tml meeting my cousin!! came back from europe for 2 weeks as hes studying there.. one friend gg to europe, and one cousin coming back from europe.. O_O nites!!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007
5:15 AM
  • yo!! now is almost 5am in the morning le.. well, looks like nowadays slping at 5,6 or 7am to me is so common.. =_='' when last time usually i slept at around 2am ba.. guess i have learn the utimate skill of late owl le.. O_O
  • now can say every nite working at coconut grove ba.. but then looks like the cafe will not operate for long le ba.. today gt ppls come see the shop, see if they wan to take over the place anot.. O_O gg to be jobless soon.. ^_^ see how long the cafe can last ba..
    oh ya, today meet ah li and kelly to play badminton.. by rite raining thought will cancel, so we play some childhood card games at ali house and pass time.. around 1pm?? then we decided to go play badminton.. as we do not have any shuttlecock with us and we could not purchase one at a mini-mart nearby too so we in the end walk to my house to take and play my block downstair instead.. ^_^
  • not bad ba.. the wind was not tat bad.. but then i recommend them tat we can go to school to play instead next time round, everything provided, gt net, gt ball, gt court and even racket.. somemore its free.. ^_^ great deal isn't? can change to another sport almost immediately too.. =) since we have to pay for the maintence of the sport facilities, so we should not neglect them and use occasionally ma..


2nd time i give up for the sake of the same person.. its realli hard to forgets.. why i so qian bian leh? know tat theres a fire in front, i still die die walk str8 to get burn and don turn to other direction.. serve me right i guess.. ^_^ wat to do?? tat fire might be seen as danger to someone else, but to me, its just like fireworks tats so beautiful and i can never leave my sight off it.. same logic, i can only see it from far apart, one on the ground and one on the sky.. heaven's will!! tian yi ba!! nite time more thinking huh? =) nites every1!! take cares..


Tuesday, April 03, 2007
12:08 AM
  • by rite from a movie date, it become a gym session which then become a badminton session and lastly turns out to be a singing session.. =_='' so today sharon, kelly, ali and me went to hougang plaza to sing!! O_O long session.. sing till around 6pm?
  • then we decided to go kelly house and play mahjong.. =_=''' gamblers.. ^_^ kind of short of luck in the mj game ba.. lose money.. Y_Y sway!! anyway, we play till around 10 plus ba.. then we went to take cab and went home.. so here i am!! =)
  • anyway, i learn something today!! ^_^ its better to be go shopping empty handed when nv see dao u gt feeling de, then just pick one for the sake of picking one to satisfy yrself.. still the best is to wait till the right one to appear then u purchase it and use it forever.. ^_^ this way save money and no trouble too.. guess its better not to pick the wrong one and regret and choose carefully with care.. meow.. roar.. =_=''' end of story!!

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Tan Yan Shan, age 21!
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